The secret software for stags since 2022
The stag do operating system.
One app to plan the weekend, run it live, and deliver a roast report the groom will never live down. Built by elite stag-do attendees who were sick of doing it all with spreadsheets and six group chats. Free to start. No sales call.
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Locked behind password accounts — kept secret from the groom, private to the group.
The admin is brutal
Kitty maths, itineraries, chasing money, six group chats, a shoebox of receipts. The best man does it all — and gets thanked by nobody.
The tools are traps
Every 'free stag tool' online is a lead-capture funnel: hand over your email and wait for a sales call just to see a basic itinerary.
The memories vanish
The photos scatter across phones, the best stories are half-remembered, and nothing's kept. The one weekend you want to remember — gone.
Everything the weekend needs, in one place
Plan it, run it, and never live it down — the whole arc, handled.
Plan it without losing your mind
Itinerary + countdown
A shared Fri–Sun timeline the lads actually read, plus a hype countdown.
Kitty & budget
Work out the per-head kitty by city, track every cost, store the receipts.
Pub crawl + songbook
Plot the route; each lad drops ten anthems into one playlist.
Enrol + anonymous polls
Summon the party by email; settle budget and dates without the awkwardness.
Run it like a pro
Live drink ledger
The clock starts on the first tin; the carnage is tracked and ranked live.
The games
Drink roulette, dares and the groom's rules — break one, face the Wheel.
Photo duty
Three photographs a day from every gentleman, tracked on a duty board that keeps everyone honest.
Video testimony
Two questions to each lad once suitably refreshed — cut into a memory reel.
The payoff he'll never live down
Bot-assisted roast
You add a highlight or two per lad; it drafts a roast for each, plus honours & dishonours and a best-man Eulogy.
Printed Dossier
A bound keepsake of the whole weekend, posted to the groom, hands-off.
Index of Infamy
An anonymous global carnage leaderboard. Bragging rights, no names.
What best men say
Real jobs off the best man's plate, one feature at a time.
“The kitty calculator settled the 'how much each?' row in about ten seconds. No spreadsheet, no awkward chasing, everyone paid up.”
“The crawl planner plotted a six-stop route round the Old Town we'd never have found ourselves, all walkable, all sensible. It ran the night for us.”
“Everyone owing three photos a day meant we actually got pictures of the whole weekend, not just the first pub.”
“The live drink leaderboard and the Wheel of Misfortune turned a normal night into a proper event. The groom never stood a chance.”
“I dropped in a few notes on each lad and the roast it built had the whole table in bits — it caught stuff I'd already completely forgotten.”
“I fed the weekend into the speech writer and it handed me a genuinely brilliant first draft. My best man speech went from dread to done in an evening.”
Illustrative of the best-man experience on Stag Report.
Stag Report vs the rest
Booking agencies sell you a package; generic tools do one piece each. Stag Report is the software that runs the whole thing — free to start, and it never treats you as a sales lead.
| Feature | Stag Report | Booking agencies (StagWeb, The Stag Co.) | Generic tools (Doodle, Splitwise, sheets) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free to start, no sales call | ✓ Yes | Quote required | Varies |
| Tools work with no email/form | ✓ Yes | Lead-capture gated | Sign-up / limits |
| Enrol the whole party by email | ✓ Yes | — | Manual |
| Live drink tracking + leaderboard | ✓ Yes | — | — |
| Games (roulette, dares, rules) | ✓ Yes | — | — |
| Daily photo duty board | ✓ Yes | — | — |
| Bot-assisted roast + speech | ✓ Yes | — | — |
| Printed keepsake, posted | ✓ Yes | — | — |
| You're not their sales lead | ✓ Yes | You are the product | Depends |
Agencies are great for booking a package — that's their job, not this. Comparison reflects their tools' gated, quote-first flow.
Six free tools. No forms.
Instant answers, copy-paste to WhatsApp, nothing to fill in to see your result.
Built by elite stag-do attendees
Made by people who've organised, survived and been humiliated on more stags than is strictly healthy.
We built the tool we always wished existed — so the best man can be present at the stag instead of buried in the admin, and the groom gets a keepsake worth keeping.
Simple, honest pricing
Free to run a small stag. Pay once, per stag, for the big group and the big finish. Members never pay.
Free
£0
- ✓ Party of up to 5
- ✓ Itinerary, kitty, crawl, songbook
- ✓ Live tracking, games, photo duty
- ✓ Every free tool, no sign-up
Pro & the Dispatch
Popularfrom £9.99 / stag
- ✓ Unlimited party size
- ✓ The bot-assisted roast + Eulogy
- ✓ Full photo & video record
- ✓ Optional printed Dossier, posted to the groom
Questions best men ask
Is Stag Report free?＋
Yes — you can plan and run a stag for a party of up to 5 free, and every one of our planning tools (budget calculator, itinerary, pub crawl, polls) is free and needs no sign-up. Bigger parties upgrade to Pro, and the bot-assisted roast report is a one-off unlock at the end. Members never pay.
How is this different from StagWeb or The Stag Company?＋
They're booking agencies — brilliant if you want to buy a package, but their planning 'tools' are lead-capture funnels that ask for your email and a quote before they show you anything. Stag Report is software: you run the whole weekend yourself, tools work instantly with no forms, and there's no sales call.
Do the lads need to download an app or pay?＋
No. Members join in one tap from an emailed invite — no account, no payment, no app store. It's a web app that installs to the home screen if they want it.
What does it actually do during the weekend?＋
The clock starts on the first pint, then it tracks the carnage live (a leaderboard of drinks), runs the games (drink roulette, dares, rules), asks everyone for a few photos a day, and at the end helps you build a bot-assisted roast, honours, and a best-man speech — you add the highlights, it does the writing.
Is it private? Can the groom see it?＋
No. Every operation is locked behind password accounts — the Best Man holds the keys, and the ledger, the Ledger of Shame and the final roast stay sealed until the reveal. Members join to log only themselves; the groom sees nothing he isn't meant to. Nothing is public, nothing leaves the group, and nothing is ever handed to a third party.
Who built it?＋
Elite stag-do attendees — people who've organised, survived and been humiliated on more stags than is healthy — who were sick of doing it all with spreadsheets, six group chats and a shoebox of receipts.
You've been made best man. Now make it unforgettable.
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