For the Best Man
A weekend of regret, properly documented.
Stag Report is the Master of Ceremonies’ command centre. Enrol the lads, start the clock, run the games, and produce a roast report worthy of the occasion.
Free to run the whole weekend. £19.99 per stag to unlock the Final Dispatch — forever, for the whole Party.
Enrolment by letter
Summon the Party by email. Each gentleman gets his own sub-account, free, forever.
The Perpetual Ledger
The clock starts with the first tin. Every pint, shot and indiscretion entered into the record.
Evidentiary Submissions
Every three hours, the dossier requests photographic evidence from each member — delivered to their phone.
The Wheel of Misfortune
Two spinners, one cursed concoction, one Condemned. The Wheel demands a sacrifice.
The Articles of Conduct
Five bespoke rules for the Groom. Break one and the Wheel is summoned.
The Final Dispatch
An AI-authored roast, honours, dishonours and a Eulogy — the trophy at weekend's end.