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For the stressed best man

Free stag do tools. No forms, no quotes, no nonsense.

Every other “tool” in this niche is a lead-capture funnel — you fill in a form, hand over an email and wait for a sales call. Ours just work. Instant answers, copy-paste straight to the group chat, and not a single field you have to fill in to see your result.

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Stag Kitty Calculator

Work out exactly how much to pool for drinks, food and taxis — by city and drinking style. No email, instant answer.

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Itinerary Planner

Build a Friday–Sunday timeline in 2-hour blocks, then export clean, emoji-coded text straight to the WhatsApp group.

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Anonymous Budget Poll

Create a tracking-free link. The lads vote anonymously on budget, dates and UK-vs-abroad. You get a clean verdict.

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Forfeit & Dare Generator

One giant button, three heat levels — Mild, Wild, Nuclear. Funny, not cringe, and it won't get you thrown out.

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Fancy Dress Generator

A theme for the whole group and a standout for the groom — from mild to gloriously reckless. Instant, free ideas.

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Pub Crawl Route Generator

Plot a numbered crawl for any town — optimise for rough pubs, sports bars, food stops or the lot. Run it like a tour.

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Stag Report

The secret software for stags since 2022

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Stag Report is the best man's command centre — plan the weekend and build the hype, then run it live. Enrol the lads by email, track the carnage, run the games, and deliver an AI-authored roast report the Groom will never live down. Free to run; a printed keepsake and the roast await at the end.