The full flow
How Stag Report works
One best man runs the show; the lads just provide the evidence. Free all weekend — you only pay at the end, if the carnage earns its trophy.
Open the dossier
Best man: The best man signs up (one tap, no password), names the groom, and fills in the Character Assessment — five traits that secretly power the AI rules, costume and roast.
The lads: Nothing yet. The groom doesn't even need to know.
Summon the Party
Best man: Paste the lads' emails. Each gets a branded 'summons' with a private link. You can also copy the links and send them on WhatsApp yourself.
The lads: Tap the link, sign the Official Secrets (Stag) Act, and you're in — a free account on your phone, no App Store required.
Plan the weekend
Best man: In the Plan tab: build the Itinerary, auto-generate a pub crawl (then tweak it), set a kitty, and add everything to everyone's calendar.
The lads: RSVP to each activity and see the route with one-tap directions to the next stop.
Crack the first tin
Best man: The moment the groom logs his first drink, the clock starts and the games unlock. The carnage is now officially on the record.
The lads: Log your own pints, shots and questionable decisions as you go.
Run the carnage
Best man: Spin the Wheel of Misfortune, set the Articles of Conduct, draw dares, decree a costume, and log the Ledger of Shame. Every three hours the app demands photo evidence.
The lads: Get a nudge on your phone, snap the evidence, and watch the live leaderboard.
Unlock the Final Dispatch
Best man: Close it out on the Sunday. Pay once — £19.99 flat for the whole group — and out comes an AI roast for every gentleman, the honours and dishonours, and the Eulogy.
The lads: Read the verdict, relive the evidence, and never speak of it again.
Everything you get
The full toolkit
Enrolment by letter
Summon the Party by email. Each gentleman gets his own sub-account on his phone — free, forever.
The Secrecy Act
Every member signs the Official Secrets (Stag) Act on arrival — a binding vow of silence and a pledge to capture the carnage.
The Perpetual Ledger
The clock starts with the first tin. Every pint, shot and indiscretion entered into the record, with a live leaderboard.
Evidentiary Submissions
Every few hours the dossier demands photographic proof from each member — delivered straight to their phone.
The Pub Crawl
Plot the route stop by stop, with one-tap directions to the next watering hole and a live 'you are here'.
The Itinerary
The whole weekend's plan — go-karting, dinner, the lot — shared with the Party, with map links.
The Wheel of Misfortune
Two spinners, one cursed concoction, one Condemned. The Wheel demands a sacrifice.
The Articles of Conduct
Five bespoke rules for the Groom, written by AI from his character. Break one, face the Wheel.
Dares of Questionable Wisdom
Drawn at random by spice level and assigned to a gentleman. Complete it — or chicken out and face the Wheel.
The Costume Committee
An AI-tailored outfit for the Groom, from modest to reckless, themed to wherever the weekend lands.
The Ledger of Shame
The best man logs the weird and the terrible, pinned to whoever did it — the dirt that powers the roast.
The Final Report
Everything from the weekend in one place — the AI roasts, honours and dishonours, the speeches, and every photo and video. Download the whole lot as a single zip that's yours to keep, or browse and grab it all from the site, one by one.
The Keepsake Dossier
A permanent, printed-and-posted hardback with every photo, the full log, and signature pages for the whole Party.
The Index of Infamy
An anonymous, opt-in global leaderboard of carnage. Aggregate numbers only — the juicy stuff never leaves the group.
Simple, one-off pricing
Free to run. Pay once for the trophy.
Run it
Everything you need to run the weekend.
- ✓Create a stag & enrol the whole Party
- ✓The Perpetual Ledger + Live leaderboard
- ✓All the games: Wheel, Articles, Dares, Costumes
- ✓3-hourly photo rounds + phone notifications
- ✓The Itinerary & map links
- ✓A place on the anonymous Index of Infamy
The Final Report
Unlock the trophy — forever, for the whole Party.
- ✓Everything in Run it
- ✓AI-authored roast & honours for every gentleman
- ✓The Eulogy — the closing best-man speech
- ✓The full photo evidence locker
- ✓Unlocks forever, for every member
The Keepsake Dossier
STAG · STAG · STAG — the permanent, printable keepsake.
- ✓Everything in The Final Dispatch
- ✓Permanent account & access — never expires
- ✓Downloadable keepsake (report + photos + full log)
- ✓Signature pages for everyone in attendance
- ✓Full-resolution photo downloads
- ✓Print & post it to the Groom as a hardback
One payment per stag, never per head. Members are always free.
Word from the best men
4.9/5 from 300+ stag weekends
“The roast report had grown men crying with laughter on the Sunday. Best £20 of the entire weekend — and we spent a LOT more than that on Jägerbombs.”
“The photo rounds every few hours meant we actually have evidence this time. Then the Eulogy basically wrote my best-man speech for me. Genuinely unreal.”
“The Wheel of Misfortune nearly ended a friendship and I'd do it all again. Unlocking the Dispatch was the perfect end to the trip.”
“Set it up in about two minutes, the lads were enrolled before the first pint. £19.99 split twelve ways is nothing for a permanent record of that carnage.”
“The honours and dishonours were brutal and perfect. Being crowned 'The Two-Pot Screamer' will haunt Dave until his actual wedding.”
“Worth it for the awards alone. The groom reckons it's the best stag souvenir he's ever been given. The butler-speak had us in bits.”
Before you ask
Questions, answered
Who actually pays?
The best man pays once — £19.99 flat for the whole group, never per head. Every member runs and plays for free.
Is it really free to run all weekend?
Yes. Set up, enrol, track and play every game for free. You only pay at the end to unlock the report.
What do the lads need?
Just their phone. They add the site to their home screen and get the photo-round nudges as notifications.
Is the global leaderboard private?
The Index of Infamy is anonymous and opt-in — aggregate numbers and award categories only. Never names, locations or photos.
What's the difference between the two paid tiers?
The Final Dispatch (£19.99) unlocks the full report online, forever. The Keepsake Dossier (£39.99) adds a permanent, downloadable and printable keepsake with signature pages for everyone in attendance.
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