How Stag Report works

Five steps from “you've been made best man” to a roast report he'll never live down. Free to start, no spreadsheets, no sales call.

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01

Set it up in two minutes

Create the operation, name the groom, and answer five quick questions about his character. That single profile powers his bespoke rules, his costume and the tone of his final roast.

  • Free for a party of up to 5
  • No card, no sales call
  • Add a theme, a budget and an itinerary
02

Enrol the lads by letter

Paste their emails and fire off a branded summons. Each gets a one-tap join link — no account, no app store, no payment. Everyone lands in the same operation with their own seat.

  • One-tap join, no passwords for members
  • Members log only themselves
  • The Best Man keeps a password-locked account and all the secrets
03

Crack the first tin

The clock starts the moment the groom logs his first pint. That's the Commencement: the games unlock, the live ledger begins, and everything from there is on the record.

  • Live drink leaderboard
  • Three photos a day from every gentleman
  • The Wheel of Misfortune, dares and the groom's rules
04

Record the carnage

Track pints, shots and kebabs; log the weird and the terrible in the Ledger of Shame; take video testimony once everyone's suitably refreshed. It all quietly builds the story.

  • Every incident timestamped and attributed
  • Two-question video depositions
  • Nothing leaves the group
05

Deliver the Final Dispatch

Close the weekend, add a highlight or two for each lad, and Stag Report drafts it up: a bot-assisted roast for every gentleman, honours and dishonours, and a best-man speech built from what actually happened — plus an optional printed Dossier posted to the groom.

  • Bot-assisted roast + Eulogy
  • Honours & Dishonours
  • Printed keepsake, posted hands-off

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